Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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