so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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