so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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