he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Randomize
