you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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