I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
