I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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