Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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