when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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