yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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