What a fucking waste of an outfit
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
nutella sex= disaster
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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