I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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