Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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