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You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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