I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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