To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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