Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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