Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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