This girl is more easily done than said...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Randomize
