dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
ugly people sure do ruin things
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
