actually, I'm a sock model
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I forgot how hot balto sounded
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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