Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Life is so much better after having sex.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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