She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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