Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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