He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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