im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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