I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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