she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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