but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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