Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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