Well apparently he's into motor boating.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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