I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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