**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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