We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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