trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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