Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
bring money and cleavage
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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