North Korea, Best Korea!
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Please don't give away my fajitas
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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