I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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