No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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