: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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