I'm jealous of your bromance
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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