You can't motorboat a personality
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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