Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
...so i touched it.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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