Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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