A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
is it fun? or sober?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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