is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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