You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm too high and old for this...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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