so explain again why im purple
no
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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