I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I am available for nakedness
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
