i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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