I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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