Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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