People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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