what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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