This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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