did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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