hell yes lets make some ravioli
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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