after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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