so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Do plants get herpes?
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