i barfeds in our rink
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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