S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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