I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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