sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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